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Juto no who u messin with, Homes!

Dallas suburb bans rentals by illegal immigrants
[Source]

"Illegal immigrants cannot rent or own homes in Farmers Branch, Texas, under an ordinance the city's council passed Tuesday night.

"The federal government will verify if the person is in the country legally," Mayor Pro Tem Tim O'Hare said. "If not, we will notify that person as well as the landlord in writing that they do not have the right to be in the country."

The City Council tried to crackdown on landlords who rent to illegal immigrants last year -- the latest among local and state governments to focus on illegal immigration. Yet immigrant advocates sued to block that law, and the city said it has spent $770,000 in attorneys' fees to defend it.

"Basically you have to apply for a visa before you can become a resident of this city," Galvez said. "If there's a glitch where the federal government made a mistake or they don't have your proper information, you're the one who now has to prove once again you're here legally.

If landlords continue to rent to illegal immigrants, the new ordinance would let the city fine tenants and landlords $500 a day. "

Why doesn't the gov't just come out and say it: IMMIGRANTS ARE LIKE COCKAROACHES, THEY WON'T GO AWAY!"

The Gov't wouldn't give a rats ass about who comes into our territory as long as they are paying Uncle Sam some money to eat, sleep, and shit on his property. Unfortunately, there are so many illegal immigrants in this bitch that the US lost count and now they want their money. Now there are talks about how to simplify this complex issue and how to gain profit.

You would think living here was like selling drugs the way the Gov't is determined to go after Mexicans illegal immigrants. The Gov't is like the drug lord who you stole from and is after you and your family if you dont cough up some gwap. When you crunch the numbers at the end of the day... that's exactly what it is, too.

Mexicans Immigrants aren't the easiest little things to catch either. Have you ever seen a Mexican immigrant in action? They are small in size, fast, and very agile. They jump over fences and climb through tiny holes. They can even swim in dirty water.

They sleep on anything like trucks and concrete. They eat anything and can cook their ass off. If push comes to shove, they will work for food and shelter. It's not like you have to give them the guest room, them little ninjas can sleep in the garage. Plus they are from an agricultural country so they know how to put a hoe to work.

I say now would be a good time to hear what the Presidental Candidates have to say about this shit, but they are too busy disowning their screwed up spiritual advisors and explaining that being Black isn't a crime. So let's go to their website.

On O Diddy's website his solution includes...

• Create Secure Borders- Obama wants to preserve the integrity of our borders. He supports additional personnel, infrastructure and technology on the border and at our ports of entry.


• Improve Our Immigration System- Obama believes we must fix the dysfunctional immigration bureaucracy and increase the number of legal immigrants to keep families together and meet the demand for jobs that employers cannot fill.


• Remove Incentives to Enter Illegally- Obama will remove incentives to enter the country illegally by cracking down on employers who hire undocumented immigrants.
  
• Bring People Out of the Shadows- Obama supports a system that allows undocumented immigrants who are in good standing to pay a fine, learn English, and go to the back of the line for the opportunity to become citizens.


• Work with Mexico- Obama believes we need to do more to promote economic development in Mexico to decrease illegal immigration.
  

On C-Murder's website her solution includes...

• Comprehensive Immigration Reform- Reform the system by strengthening our borders, increase greater cross-cooperation with our neighbors, stricter but fair enforcement of our laws, federal assistance to our state and local governments, stricter penalties for those who exploit undocumented workers, and a path to earned legal status for those who are here, working hard, paying taxes, respecting the law, and willing to meet a high bar.
  
• Enforce the use of Verification Systems- Deploying new technology that can help stop the flow of undocumented immigrants into the country and an employer verification system that is universal, accurate, timely, and does not lead to discrimination and abuse by employers.
  
• Repair the current immigration system- Repairing those broken portions of our immigration system that irrevocably damage families and force citizens and lawful immigrants to choose between their newly adopted country and living with their spouse or children. We have a national interest in fostering strong families.
  
• Fair Employment- Hillary believes all workers deserve safe conditions and decent wages. She supports an Ag Jobs program, which will keep our agricultural industry vibrant while enabling agricultural workers to receive the fair wages and labor protections they ought to receive.
  She opposes a guest worker program that exploits workers and creates a supply of cheap labor that undermines the wages of U.S. workers.

On Old War Vet's website, his solutions inclues...

• Building boarder relationships- Recognize the importance of building strong allies in Mexico and Latin America who reject the siren call of authoritarians like Hugo Chavez, support freedom and democracy, and seek strong domestic economies with abundant economic opportunities for their citizens.
  
• Fair Employment- Recognize the importance of pro-growth policies -- keeping government spending in check, holding down taxes, and cutting unnecessary regulatory burdens -- so American businesses can hire and pay the best.
  
• Labor Market- Recognize the importance of a flexible labor market to keep employers in business and our economy on top. It should provide skilled Americans and immigrants with opportunity. Our education system should ensure skills for our younger workers, and our retraining and assistance programs for displaced workers must be modernized so they can pursue those opportunities
  
• Assimilation- Recognize the importance of assimilation of our immigrant population, which includes learning English, American history and civics, and respecting the values of a democratic society.

I'm biased because the only group of people McCain relates with are war vets. I can't see him wanting to do anything humane with the current illegals. I think he would personally take his Shot Gun and threaten all of them mo fo's to GTFO before he busts a cap in they ass. He seems like one of THOSE kind of crazys...

A combination of Obama & Hillary's immigration plans total out to a great solution. I don't think just one of them would be all that effective. Obama's system would be even more effective if he had Hillary's Employment Verification System thrown in there... Billary would have a good system if she would take initiative to work with Mexico and better their situation.

If you ask me, Obama > Hillary on this issue. However, none of these systems are to be considered potentially effective because none of these idiots have access to confidential information that the current retard president does, and that might significantly change their plan for solving immigration or any other major issue for that matter.

Immigrants need to participate in this shit too. I don't blame the people of Farmer's Branch, Texas. It's one thing if you are just getting a place to live while you're straightening out your paperwork, but these quick footed homies be cramping their whole family tree into a one bedroom house and have no plans to get their paperwork straighten out!

If they make it so that the current illegal residents won't lose their family or get deported if they comply with their Immigration System, some might come forward. But most people come here for two reasons: Money & Crime. Why else would you escape to another country?

And here's another thing, why don't immigrants assimilate? From what I understand, English isn't a hard language to learn!

And I know Mexicans immigrants are grateful for a job despite the fact that they are considered cheap labor, but I'm sure if they try to get their shit situated they can make 3x as much as they collect being illegal MF's. Perhaps if they get a hang of this way of life they can get some vocational classes and become certified workers in specified fields instead of just working on a damn field.

There's got to be more to life than just being on the run eatin'! Why would you break your neck to come here if you wouldn't take advantage of the opportunities you have here waiting for you?

Can some one ask these ninjas in Spanish what I'm trying to say?! I really want an answer to this!

October 24, 2134

I missed out on a free mixtape & my other friends Ciroc open bar this weekend because I was sooooo busy [Read: my wallet ran out of green ]. So this weekend I had limited things to do. Friday nights is my evening for two full hours of 20\20 reporting and I was stoked about what would come on until I seen the previews for Barbra Walter's bull shit special that's supposed to air on Tuesday at 10pm. Apparently, this old hag is doing a story on how to live until your 150 years old. Scientists are at the brink of breaking this to the public.

[Source]
"Over the last two years, I have talked to some of the world's top scientists, who told me about cutting edge breakthroughs in our understanding of how the body ages.

And they showed me how they are already growing human body parts in the lab for implantation into people. The heart research lab at the University of Minnesota took just a few days to grow a living, beating rat heart from stem cells. Amazing. "

Aint this about a bitch! Bless up to the Hollywood directors, because they seem to break out news and ideas about the future before the gov't decides to let us know about discoveries. There was a movie called "The Island" that was basically about this shit.

[Source]
"The Island tells the story of a future world where wealthy citizens have the option to have themselves cloned in order to insure they have a guaranteed matching source for organs, blood, or any other replacement body parts that may be needed. While this sounds like a great medical advancement in theory, the reality is the "insurance policies" of these affluent people are actual living, breathing, and feeling human beings who have to be murdered in order for the original person to have their replacement body part. "

First off, if I seen myself as a clone, I would murk myself knowing how mean & sarcstic I naturally am. I'm just a fiesty little mama. Now what if this is a serious reality here...living until you're 150 years old. Black men can barely live until their 21 and scientists are trying to stretch the lifespan of rich white people the public so they can continue to style on the peons that we call middle class?

The fuck?!

Have you ever really smelled an elderly person? Their scent is reminiscent of a dusty ass attic. The teeth is of a deep cloudy sky type of gray. Bones are brittle as tooth picks. Hands got the mean gangsta lean thanks to athritis. Breath is beyond rank due to 20 year chicken fragments stuck in between their teeth. I can only imagine what the hell 150 year old looks and smells like.

Speaking from my 23 years of living, 150 years is a long ass time. It's bad enough I can barely get a decent date and am under constant scrutiny about omitting marriage and children from my life. I was even prepared to write a will and give all of my wealth [Read: proactiv subscriptions, XXL magazines, old ass college books, and my tin can full of pocket change] to my nephews because I want them to have everything. I sensed my age of mortality to be 75 since I am addicted to pork chops and eat all of my food in excess. So now I have to reevaluate my life and figure out what the hell I'm going to end up doing for an extra 75 years of my life.

And I know I'm not the only one who've seen an elderly person who can barely wipe their ass and walk to the kitchen without assitance and haven't thought "Damn, if I ever become like that I might as well off myself."

But wait, as I sat there to continue my rapid thought process, it dawned on me- how the hell am I supposed to survive financially for 150 years?!

Since I was in high school my parents were on me about saving for my retirement so I won't grow old and broke. But that just might happen anyway even if I do save up my money in retirement funds. My generation is scheduled to be legally at retirement age by 70 years old. Between now and then I'm supposed to be caking so much money and cutting off a piece of my $2.30 weekly check towards retirement. By the time I'm scheduled to start using my retirement money, inflation would be through the roof and the price for medicine, milk, bread and toilet paper would be 10x more than what it is now!

So that 150K I saved for over 50 years from my $2.30 a week check dwindles down in a matter of 2 years and then I'm forced to mop floors at the Super Stop & Shop just to keep my ass from living on the street!

Now Barb is talking about living until 150 years? Bitch kick rocks! If they keep me alive by growing body parts ...

• I'm going to rob a bank on my Queen Latifa's Set It Off shit and go out with a bang.
• I'm going to buy yachts until I can't afford that shit any more.
• I'm going to get booty implants!
• I'm going to live somewhere that allows me to have multiple husbands
• I'm going to smoke some weed! [Currently I REFUSE to touch that shit!]
• I'm going to pass out fake money and use that shit until I get caught.

Like seriously, B. What would I really have to lose at that point? At 80-110 years old, it's not like my crotch & fun bags are going get less wrinkled. What young whippersnapper is going to want to freak my old ass? What bad thing is going to happen to me if my urine test comes out negative for substance? Why can't I live it up with drug money and find out what fur coats and pimped out cars are all about before I decide to chuck the duces for Jesus?

Right now, It's bad enough healthcare is mad expensive and the amount of taxes they take out my $2.30 check be leaving me with $1.05. And if I live life by the books, Super Stop & Shop is going to have me working their over time to pay off these damn taxes.

Then they are going to convince me I should go see a doctor because my eyes are yellow like I suffer from jaundice. So I go to the doctor and this slut bag doctor is going to tell me I need medicine for my heart, sugarbetes, osteoporosis, glaucoma, gangrene, prostate [I know lol], and some other shit which all costs a few hundred a month. If I don't get all of these pills, I'm going to die a slow death. Please, you know the doctors are going to gas your head up like you're about to die in 6 months when you know you got at least 30 years before you punch the clock for Da God J.C.

Nah, I'm good!

I swear the Gov't is always looking for ways to keep making money. And I'm going to be the 125 year old bastard to rob Uncle Sam on my last good years living on this Earth.

If I told you, you wouldn't believe me

I demand an answer.... WTF is really going on over there in Asia?

The last candid picture with this chick putting her face in the crotch of the cat is all sorts of wrong.

Remy Ma, ya Fired!

[Source]

"Bronx rapper Remy Ma was convicted on four charges of assault and today (Mar 27) by a Manhattan Supreme Court grand jury. The decision came just two days after attorneys for both the defense and prosecution delivered their closing statements. On trial since March 10, the former Terror Squad artist born Remy Smith stood accused of shooting her childhood friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph in a July 2007 dispute over $3000. Barnes-Joseph spent three weeks in the hospital following the incident, which left her with two gunshot wounds to the abdomen. The victim underwent three separate surgeries to repair the damage. Remy Ma faces up to 25 years in prison "

Remy [allegedly] likes to "eat the Box" so getting locked up with a bunch of women should be tons of fun.

Atleast the Bx is on the map for a while now. *throwing my X up*

Papoose might miss his wifey, but she'll come back with a mean tongue game.





I know...PAUSE.




I wonder if Foxy is mad that Remy is getting all the shine now. Nobody gives two shits about Foxy and how often she switches up her Gucci tennis shoes. The way she handles herself now a days makes her a prime candidate for BITCH ASSNESS.

Kim woman'd up and took her bid like the Queen Bee she is.

Remy seems kinda thorough which categorically makes Remy > Foxy.

The only rapper who caught a major L on jail stints is Shyne and that was before he blew up. So if you know the justice system like I know it, Remy will get like a billion hours of Community service and a slap on the wrist.


Regardless, I want to bet to see if Remy is going to bitch up or man up if she gets locked up.

$20 on my Bx Mami!

Women, Want a Healthy Marriage? Marry Man Uglier Than You, Study Says

[Source]

"The best marriages are those where women marry men who are less attractive than themselves, research has found.

Psychologists who studied newlyweds found men who were better-looking than their wives were more likely to be unhappy and have negative feelings about their marriage.

In couples where the wife is more attractive, both partners tended to be very content.
The research, published in the Journal of Family Psychology, suggests that, in evolutionary terms, women are less choosy about their man's looks as long as he is able to help them reproduce.

Men, however, are programmed to choose a mate who is most likely to pass on their genes and look for youth, health and physical attractiveness.

The tests involved 82 couples married within the previous six months. "

So... I've tried dating someone who was less attractive. Think Dave Chappelle; they could have been long lost brothers. We dated when Dave Chappelle's show was THE thing to watch.

So I have to agree to an extent that this works except for when it comes to being physically intimate.

I couldn't do it.

I'm not trying to be funny, but whenever i got close to him I kept thinking...







I could be a real meat head for laughing every time he gave me a hug and thinking of a Chappelle skit.

If I were to settle down with a fugly less attractive man, I would be doing just that-Settling.

I think the Journal of Family Psychology should have extended their study on the women and asked them if these men were their last resort.

They should have investigated if:

• 40+ years old?
• 3+ kids [with more than 2 fathers parenting them]
• Carries the burden of a failed relationship?
• STD?
• Missing teeth?
• Section 8?
• Dating women didn't work?

No woman wants to end up being a cat lady.

You know...come to think of it, I've seen some Trannies end up with better looking men then some of these women who are standing on their last leg.

Some trannies look BETTER than some of these women on their last leg.

Look, unless you're 40+ and look BETTER than Lisa Raye and Stacy Dash You might as well settle down because it's pretty much over for you.

...yep. Pretty much over.


FYI: Google Lisa Raye... her search is definitely NSFW.

Male Camel Toe

So for about a year now, NYC has been in a skinny jean frenzy. I like when I see an awesome trend, but the Skinny Jeans blew out of the water and got chicks showing off all kinds of back rolls and flat butts with their jeans...and with pride. Regardless if shorty might have a long back or some extra back fat on the sides of her back, she's entitled to wear slim fitted clothing. It's been like this for ages! And when women see another chick with a flat stomach and a banging shape, it makes her want to put down the Murder Burgers White Castle sack of 10 and do a mean cardio work out! It just bothers me when I see the men indulging in this trend. Since when is it O.K. for a man to rock some skin tight jeans?



I want to kick myself in the face for not getting a memory card for my beloved BlackBerry when I snapped pictures of the Thickness men are willing to show off...all in the name of trendbiting trendsetting. Some men have some thick ass thighs. I'm secretly jealous of how thick their thighs are, but glad I don't have to sleep with anyone to see how their legs look. Speaking of legs, I'm definitely happy I don't need to sleep with anyone to see how long their schlong is and if they hang to the left or to the right side.

I know a few chicks who get turned on by that. Me...not so much.

I've seen some Fashion Mayhem in my day and I've been known to call out these guys who wear 22 Slims. It's to the point that the queens Down Low brothas in the Village won't even touch the skinny jeans because it might make them look "teh ghey".

Matter of fact, they might be one of the few dudes who will rock their Du-rags, fresh Construcs [Construction Timberland boots], Yankee fitted, and a jean jacket with the jeans to match. Well they can't take all the credit, some of the fellas who recently left jail might be caught in that type of 1999 Gear.

Some men get offended when I ask if they get yeast infections or if they are aware that if they move their sach and their schlong, they might not look like they have a camel toe. Vagisil isn't for men, you know. I'm trying to be a considerate pedestrian here but I get cursed out and get snide remarks at the end of the day.

As a woman, when I see a 18 year old in slim I decided that asking these Camel Toe rockers who inspired them to ditch their baggy jeans for some slim jims and they looked baffled. Don't get it twisted, I've seen some grown ass men sucking in their stomach to squeeze their Thickness in a pair of 22 slims. Oh, how can I forget, you gotta throw on a pair of dunks to offset the "you're gay" thoughts to "oh he's a sk8ter". PLEASE! Even skater guys wouldn't dare to show off some ass crack and nut sach for the pleasure of fashion. And if he isn't a sk8ter, he's some 80's gear rockin wanna be rapper. As my Harlem homie says, "They need to all the way CHILL"


Just like I blame One man from ditching the throw backs [thank GOD] for some Armani custom made suits, I blame one man for all of this. KANYE WEST.

Tell me I'm wrong?

First off, I think K Weezy sliming down his jeans a little bit is cool, but I can't figure out how these idiots here translated that to going all the way slim. When have you seen this outburst of men rocking spandex like pants before Kanye West went all fashionista on everyone?

I want to blame chicks for letting guys know that Spandex 22 Slims are sexy especially of the brotha got a fatty and thick thighs. I know, PAUSE. I can't really blame ya'll because how do I know ya'll aren't getting free peeps at schlongs like I am?

This Skinny Jeans frenzy flared up like an STD and spread all over the Burroughs. Come summer time, All these little batty man trendsetting hussies going to end up looking like this.

Word to big bird.

Crying "Racism" is crying "Wolf"

This race issue is pissing me off. I have been living and breathing (thanks to Da God J.C.) for 23 years and I have never seen so much emphasis on race in my life within the last two years!

I have been followed in swanky stores when the white chick next to me looked at me with gratitude because she knew she could defiantly walk out the store with stolen merchandise since the focus was on me.

I have been insulted as I walked to work when Italian men said "We don't like Chocolate."

I have been stared at in fear.

I have had purses moved away from me in fear.

I have had White men stare at me in lust which indicates their secret desire to bone a Black chick.

...the list continues.

Now with this Barak Obama Reverend Wright drama, Governor Paterson [the first Kneegrow governor of NY and his infinite amount of hoes coming out of the woodwork, I am Kneegrowed out.

But wait, it gets better. Everyone seems to been in an uproar about this dumb ass cover of Vogue



Offended viewers say it is reminiscent of the King Kong parody



So now all of these scholars or highly knowledgeable readers are bringing up how Blacks have always been viewed this way and things will never change and this type of imagery is prominent with Black Athletes since they are viewed as highly aggressive in general...

[Source]

" "Society has become more civilized, more humane over 150 years or so, and that's all fine and good," said Dr. John Hoberman, a University of Texas professor and author of the controversial book "Darwin's Athletes: How Sports Has Damaged Black America and Preserved the Myth of Race." "But what happens to these fundamentally racist ideas over a period of time? Do they simply disappear?"

Having studied the images of black athletes for years, Hoberman contends that the images of black athletes presented today are no better than the ones offered centuries ago. And if it matters to you, Hoberman is white. "

I am not knocking the imagery that is put on by Athletes when they step outside the court to market themselves, but seriously...Have you taken a look at this cover?



Lebron is a freakin basketball player who pwns the court.

Tom Brady's Box Giselle Bundchen is a freakin super model.

Unless Lebron is wearing "Black Face" and Giselle is being called a Nigger lover...I don't see what the real issue is in this shot!

Black people have a way of throwing the Race Card around whenever something seems slightly off when White folks are involved.

Black people never seem to want to correct ignorant shit that goes on within the Kneegrow community, but want to cry racism when Blacks aren't being handled with care.

When there is a serious racial crisis or incident and the Race Card is in a mandatory position for use, nobody gives two shits because it gets tired and old. Hell, I'm even callus over this bull shit!

This is a photo shoot from a Women's Magazine! That Lebron Cover shoot isn't anything remotely racist. Basketball players aren't dainty! They are aggressive and competitive! Agile and strategic! You don't have to be Black or white to obtain that!

Seriously B... The cries of Racism is a cry for wolf!

Who's going to believe you when you really need the attention!

Esso on his Uptown Shit!

Esso is another cool dude. He does his thing with mixtapes trying to get signed. One of my favorite songs is on his Essocentric Mixtape...


You know how us Uptown, NYC heads stick together.


He's about to burst out with more heat in April, but I highly recommend you induldge in his previous projects.


Click the Mixtapes below to see what I'm talking about.


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If you see this "Where's Waldo?" Ass ninja named Sickamore in the mixtape pictures, you aren't seeing things. That's what Sickamore does, makes people famous.

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I first introduced you to her for her Valentine's Day Mixtape, and now She's at it again... Download it here!
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She's also trying to get nominated... Help support one of the few FEMALE DJs rockin in Canada!

" this year i'm aiming for nominations in just one category [its all for the love, i ain't trying to be greedy..lol]. Female DJ of the Year *blush*


so to start the voting process, here's what you do:
1.Log onto http://www.stylusgroup.ca
2.Click on VOTE NOW (Bottom Right)
3.Please Proceed to fill out your name, city, email & click 'Vote Now'.
4.Please then fill out the Online Ballots!

i really, really appreciate the support of all of my peoples who have come to the parties and downloaded a mixtape or two...lolz..it means alot. "